Shocker! French Socialist Plutocrat Acts Like Himself

“The Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.”

Yes, the great “WKRP in Cincinnati” intro is now the theme song to another European leftist with a sense of entitlement to balance a lack of common sense.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is more than just the head of the International Monetary Fund.

He is also a French socialist who was expected to run for the presidency of France.

Part of his compassion for the weaker members of society was enhanced by sexually assaulting one in a hotel in New York. He is innocent until proven guilty. Given that he is a leftist, he will never be proven guilty.

Doesn’t anybody understand that the whole point of being a leftist is to exploit people in the name of compassion? Have we forgotten Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy?

As long as a man is pro-choice on abortion, they can abuse as many women as they like for as long as they like. That is just the way it is. What would the NOW say or do, something?

Here is the opening statement that any good leftist defense attorney would prepare:

“My client did not sexually assault that hotel worker. This is a right-wing smear campaign brought about by Neocons like Sarkozy and Bush, with help from the Zionists.

As for why he was naked and running down the halls of the hotel, it is because he was the victim. Some Neocons broke into his room and subjected him to coercive interrogation methods. Torture is always wrong. It was wrong in the illegal Iraq War and is wrong here.

He was running to escape his captors.

Also, he has a long history of support for women’s rights. He is pro-choice on abortion and will not stand by and let dumb people like Sarah Palin send women into back alleys.

The woman who found him reminded him of one of his captors and tried to defend himself from her advances. She then tried to escape, which is proof of her trying to assault him.

He is not just a socialist. He is not just French. He is both of them. What do you expect?

He has suffered enough abuse. He is a man named Dominique. This led to him getting beaten up many times over the years by people thinking he is gay. He has always supported gay rights, and will not let the anti-gay right-wing fringe bigots win.

In short, any attempt to convict him means supporting illegal American imperialist wars to benefit moneylenders, freemasons, gypsys, and Zionist aggressors.

Sarah Palin is dumb, George W. Bush is evil, and Wall Street bankers will not get their greedy hands on the IMF the way they let Paul Wolfowitz run the World Bank.”

Under the slightest chance that twelve liberals in either Manhattan or Paris would convict this man who splendidly represents their values, the punishment needs to fit the crime. Jail is not the answer.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn is now perfectly qualified to be the Secretary General of the United Nations.

He has executive experience at an organization that consistently fails to do the right thing. His European bailouts are the epitome of making excuses for bad decisions. Who better to make sure Syria and Libya finally get to run wild without impunity?

Does the man hate America and Israel? It is very important that he does for this job. He is a French socialist, so let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he does.

United Nations peacekeepers are great at raping innocent third world women they are supposed to be protecting. Who better to run the U.N. than an expert in abusing innocent women?

Who better to pretend to care about the powerful than a man representing an ideology that allows powerful billionaires to spread misery to the masses in the name of compassion?

So let’s not get bogged down with distractions such as right and wrong, treating women as people, and obeying the rule of law. What is more important is that the ends justify the means. Anybody who either attacks Jews, conservatives, or both should be allowed an occasional violent felonious assault.

The man is European, and they are so refined and sophisticated. We need men like him to stand up to American slobs who eat hot dogs and prefer sports to the opera.

It is high time we stop harassing leftist plutocrats for acting like themselves.

Stay classy, France. Stay compassionate, liberals.

Keep up that sophisticated, caring stuff you do so well between centuries of indifference.

eric

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