The UCLA MES Supports Gay Genocide Part II

The UCLA MES supports gay genocide.

I recently attended the 2010 University of Crooked Lying Arabists Queer Studies Conference, in addition to other pro-bigotry conferences. While I find the word “queer” to be an offensive anti-gay slur, this is UCLA after all. Flying planes into towers is offensive, but the university’s commitment to “diversity” does not explore such radical notions.

I have attended several of these conferences and reported from them. Yet today is not a specific report of any specific conference, nor is it endorsed by anybody except yours truly.

This is just a random set of observations, a compendium of the most delightful forms of idiocy mashed together in a series of thoughts.

For those offended by my observations, you deserve it.

If 10% of people are gay, and Arabs are people, doesn’t that mean that statistically speaking, 10% of all wealthy Saudi Princes and Iranian Mullahs are homosexual? To deny this would be to treat them as unequal to everybody else, and therefore make me insensitive.

If the West has so much power, why don’t we force the other 90% of them to become gay so in 100 years they will cease to exist? We can’t even give the Mullahs laryngitis. Even if we did, they would take lozenges most likely made in Israel and blame that on a Jewish conspiracy.

Some of these professors are almost too boring for UCLA MES Professor and gender neutral Susan Slyomovics. Susan Slyomovics finding you boring is like the Mullahs finding innocent gay people intolerant.

Islamist professors spend so much time talking about sex that they most likely take out their repression on those equally confused and repressed.

I believe Rob Schneider made a movie about that called “Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo.” Schneider is Jewish, further proof of the (Jewgalo Zionist Conspiracy) secret and unspoken (until now) JZC.

When one professor pointed out that “queer includes the butch feminine,” Susan Slyomovics perked up instantly at that comment for undisclosed reasons.

(Think the Julia Sweeney character “Pat” from Saturday Night Live.)

When a professor says that terms for gay people do not translate well, the simple translation is that typical Islamist Bigots refuse to acknowledge gay existence.

In Hebrew terms, UCLA MES professors are full of Falafel.

Self-loathing crosses all boundaries, including Arab Muslim culture.

These professors are fixated on gay sex, Jewish sex, and other forms of minority sex, all in the name of “research.”

So yes, virtually every Islamist is truly obsessed with Rob Schneider.

Some of these Islamofascist professors most likely consider research to be collecting dollar bills that were received from gay Islamist bathhouses where the head Mullahs sing in prayer “Hallelujah, It’s Raining Men.”

Whatever the homosexual equivalent of an Oedipus Complex is, these professors protest way too much.

I did not know that everybody in the Mediterranean was a gay Arab Muslim. UCLA MES education is valuable after all.

When an Islamist calls others the fringe, the world truly is upside down around the Mediterranean.

Pro-bigotry conferences would not be complete without a leftist Jew supporting the Arab Muslim point of view in the name of tolerance and peace.

We should “Stop hiding from false morals. Why are some homosexuals gayer than others and obsessed with sex?”

How would I know? These academic perverts are more obsessed with gay sex than Professor Garrison from South Park, Colorado. I just show up to study homophobic Islamist professors in their natural leftist habitat.

One intellectual genius (by university, not real standards) opined that the more Jews who become homosexuals, the more of both of them there are. This seems to defy the laws of gravity, childbirth, and numbers combined. This man could win multiple Nobel Prizes in literature and science, and mathematics if the committee would create that.

A Jew is anybody born to a Jewish mother. In the same way, UCLA MES professors are goats. Also, “goat” when rearranged spells “toga,” the type of party that allows UCLA college students to be less sexually repressed than the MES professors and the Islamists they adore.

“Queer disability has also grown, in terms of television and gay pride parades.”

Being an Islamist professor is a disability, and 
I now realize why I support sending MES professors to Guantanamo Bay.

Susan Slyomovics seems to match her intellectual deficiencies with structural ones, rendering me unable to determine how many genders she has been in her current and past lifetimes.

(At this point I could again consult Julia Sweeney, although Shirley McLaine might be a better expert witness.)

For those wondering why any serious university would have a “performance” by a woman named Vagina Davis, the answer is that Gray Davis and California University Nasty Tawdry Davis were unavailable.

So what could possibly unite such disparate groups such as radical feminists, radical Islamists, and radical gay Islamist-loving extremists?

The obvious conclusion that when the experimental drugs were being handed out on campus, none of the misfits in any these categories were in the placebo group.

eric

5 Responses to “The UCLA MES Supports Gay Genocide Part II”

  1. I don’t understand why any of this even matters to you. These seminars are excecies in moot futility. They don’t make a difference to anyone. They are unimportant.

    I’m a liberated, open-minded man, and I just don’t give a rats behind about these “issues.” Bla, bla, bla… the Muslim world is homophobic… bla, bla, bla… so were the Christian and Jewish worlds until very recently and in may ways theyr still are… bla, bla, bla…

    The holy texts of the three major monotheistic religions all condemn homosexuality. So, duh. Of course that will be reflected in their cultures. Buddhism and Hinduism, for the most part, don”t care about honmosexuality, and sure enough, neither do the respective people. But even among them there is homophobia. People are scared of different things. Bla, bla, bla… nothing new to see here.

    When the Muslim world finally snaps out of this Dark Age it currently suffers, things will change. Same went for us Europeans. And yet still, there’re lot’s of people around today who can vividly remember a time when most all homosexuals had to live deep in the back of the closet.

    I don’t know why anyone would need a symposium to discuss this obvious fact of life. It’s like when scientists do stupid studies like ‘what happens if a chicken smokes crack’ or ‘do monkeys not like it when you poke them in the eye?’

    Stupid, pointless, waste of time, energy and money.

    JMJ

  2. Micky 2 says:

    “When the Muslim world finally snaps out of this Dark Age ”

    “Its” dark age bro..”Its”…not “this”

    These guys are not much different than they were 4000 years ago.

  3. Micky 2 says:

    “So what could possibly unite such disparate groups such as radical feminists, radical Islamists, and radical gay Islamist-loving extremists?

    Typical hate for America ?
    These idiots dont get it. If ever Sharia replaced our constitution their heads would be the first to roll.?
    Looks like BDS has become a “progressive” disease ?

    By the way, watched both the Oprah and Matt interviews.
    The man is a class act to the core

  4. Micky,

    You obviously just don’t know anything about history. To say that the Muslim world is the same as it was 4000 years ago is utterly nonsensical. To say that Arabs are the same as they were 4000 years ago is utterly nonsensical. “Arabs” as we know them today, are a relatively recent ethnicity of people, let alone Persians, or Turks, or Khazars, or Kurds, and on and on and on. Islam sprang on the scene rather suddenly in the 7th century, taking advantage of declines in both the Byzantine and Persina empires of the time, was able to expand rapidly through the Middle East, North Africa, and even Southern Italy and Sicily (even Monaco!). Christian dissatisfation with Orthodox extremism led to many early Christians siding with the Mohammedans! This trend continued through the downfall of the Byzantine empire and for a long while after, playing itself out to this day in what used to be Yugoslavia!

    I could go on for a few days, but suffice to say, Micky, you don’t know squat about history.

    “So what could possibly unite such disparate groups such as radical feminists, radical Islamists, and radical gay Islamist-loving extremists?”

    Nothing really unites them, Micky and Eric. They’re just trying to figure things out.

    JMJ

  5. Micky 2 says:

    “They’re just trying yo figure things out”

    Yeah, after 4000 years you’d think you’d make some progress.

    Stop with the authoritarian history bullsht. Any fool knows you cherry pick occasions to embelish your hateful bias. Why dont you study honesty before you impose your snotty elitest smarter than everyone crap on everyone one ?
    If you knew the first thing about history you’d never of voted for the a$$hat in office or supported ghis BS positions
    I’ve seen you distort the true facts to fit your crap a million times.
    Your knowledge of history is no more valid than Obamas knowledge of how to run a country or Bernankes concept of math.
    In addition, by your own admission, you’re a “student”, not a professor.
    Every day I read something nre to me I’m also being a student of history.

    Whoopdeedoo for you brainiac

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