Black Blood Cells, White Out, Ritz Crackers, and Vanilla Extract
Answer: Obama on Letterman, and the Emmy Awards.
(Either Johnny Carson or Alex Trebek give us the question.)
Question: Things that are irrelevant. Now on to the news.
I have now built a circumstantial case proving that President Barack Obama hates white people.
First comes the water Issue that is decimating Central California. Actor Paul Rodriguez and Sean Hannity have been highlighting the fact that farmers in the San Joaquin Valley are starving. The drought has hurt the California agriculture industry, but the environmentalists have hurt more. A two inch minnow fish has been declared more important than the farmers. The Federal Government has ordered the water turned off.
Obviously President Obama is doing this because the farmers are white. True, some of them are Latino, but given that Latinos supported his primary opponents, they are closer to white than black.
Then President Obama decided to surrender on Missile Defense. The man that wanted to get along better with our allies decided to throw Poland under the bus. Poland has always been a loyal ally of America. Yet the Polish people are not respected by liberals in the same way France is because Poland likes this country. Also, they like Ronald Reagan, and not leftist oppression.So why did Obama do this? Because most Polish people are white. If there are black people in Poland, I have never met them.
The third piece of evidence is the unending corruption of ACORN. Most of the critics of ACORN are conservatives. Most conservatives are white. Therefore, Obama defends ACORN because he hates white people.
In further news, White-Out is a racist product. If Somebody had invented “blackout,” “Jew-out,” or “Gay-out,” there would be riots in the streets.
Ritz Crackers are another racist product. Imagine if a snack was known as “Ritz Darkies,” or some other epithet.
The term “pure vanilla” is racist. All vanilla extract should immediately be replaced with chocolate extract to make up for America’s past. They are both brown, but that is besides the point.
Lastly, all scientists and God are racist because black people have white blood cells but white people are not allowed to have black blood cells.
Everything is racist. In fact, until milk is colored black, Selma, Alabama should be in every third sentence of every school textbook.
Ok, my point has been made as plain as black and white.
Just because Barack Obama is indifferent to the suffering of California farmers does not make him a racist. He truly is colorblind in his lack of regard for most people. He is every bit as insincere with many black people as he is with white people.
As for Missile Defense, Barack Obama is not a racist. He is just an appeaser and an apologist. He is just as willing to surrender to a nation run by any person of any color, provided that it is bad for this country. Also, he has tapped into the ideologically bigoted culture of today’s American left. George W. Bush favored Missile Defense, therefore Barack Obama has to be against it. If George W. Bush were to cure cancer, Obama would announce that the American Medical Association is outraged at doctors being forced out of work. If Bush says black, Obama says white…so to speak.
This leads into ACORN. President Obama is not going after ACORN’S critics because they are white.
Yet the critics are not going after ACORN because they help black people.
Critics of Obama are not going after him because he is black.
This is where the left gets confused. Aren’t the people on the right racists, sexists, bigots, and homophobes, while those on the left are noble purists with beautiful intentions?
Furthermore, doesn’t this mean that if somebody is a member of a minority group that has suffered greatly, that all members of that aggrieved group automatically be given lifetime immunity from any and all criticism for anything and everything?
Well if you’re a liberal, then yes, absolutely.
Racism is poisonous, but conservatives understand that tossing out the race card at the slightest hint of unrelated and self-inflicted problems only makes things more difficult for victims of real racism.
Corruption and greed are colorblind. All humans are capable of sin.
Charles Rangel is a corrupt tax cheat. So is Timothy Geithner. Yet Charles Rangel continues to skate by.
David Patterson is the incompetent governor of New York. His race is irrelevant. His lack of effectiveness is the issue. It is called David Dinkins Syndrome. He wasn’t tough enough for the job.
William Jefferson had $90,000 cash in the freezer. His race was not the issue. His corruption was.
Yet what do all of these criminals (Patterson not accused of crimes) have in common? They blame institutional racism for their own bad deeds.
Barack Obama ran as a post partisan President. Instead he and his colleagues on the left play the race card when conservatives dare to disagree with him.
Nancy Pelosi and other guilty white liberals are willing to label conservatives as racists to win at politics. They are willing to pass a national health care plan by tearing this nation in half. They imply that people who sharply disagree with Obama are going to murder him in cold blood, despite that fact that it was liberals that burned President George W. Bush in effigy.
They don’t care about anything but winning at all costs.
I will not be labeled a racist just because I want low taxes and dead terrorists.
I will not be afraid to criticize Barney Frank, Jim McGreevey, or any other gay politician that uses their sexuality to intimidate others.
I will go after any corrupt politician, even if they are black like Mel Reynolds.
I will also criticize white liberal corrupt politicians, be they Eliot Spitzer or Jon Corzine.
I will go after conservative politicians that are corrupt, be they Randy Duke Cunningham or Mark Foley.
I want to root out corruption from crooked black and white politicians.
This is known as chocolate and vanilla extract.
Racism must be stopped. So must racial grievance mongers crying wolf, even if they are leading this country.