More July Hate Mail–The Ron Paul Adolf Hitler Edition
This is a very special batch of hate mail. Welcome to the Ron Paul Adolf Hitler version of my hate mail.
No, I am not comparing Ron Paul to Adolf Hitler. One has funny ears and the other one has a funny mustache.
The problem is that so many Ron Paul supporters resort to racism, anti-Semitism, and other forms of bigotry toward anyone who does not kiss the feet and worship their demigod Ron Paul.
As the son of a Holocaust survivor, I am amazed at how many Ron Paul supporters casually invoke Nazis, Hitler, and other items associated with the truest evil the world has ever known.
Why are they angry at me?
Well for one thing, they are insane.
For another, they are angry that I delete any comments that contain profanity, bigotry, and other hate speech. How dare I “censor” their bile. The ones who obey the rules of civility in discussion do not have this problem. The rest then blather about the Gestapo and the First Amendment.
The Constitution deals with governments. There is no Constitutional right to spread profanity, bigotry and hate speech on an internet message board. These dolts claim to be Constitutional scholars, but the evidence would suggest otherwise.
The third and final reason is a reiteration of the first reason. They are insane.
With that, here is the Ron Paul Adolf Hitler version of my July hate mail.
Who the fuck are you to say RP supporters are not republican and should not attent the convention? We are registered reps, and guess what? This is not 1941 Germany, where you belong!”
Analysis: Where I belong? If this fellow is a registered rep of anything, then that entity is not being represented well. Most likely he is not a Mary Kay Saleswoman. From what I heard, they tend to be polite and rarely invoke Nazism when selling their products.
Please be honest with me. Are your opinions about Ron Paul driven by your religious beliefs or affiliations?”
Analysis: This fellow thinks that because I am Jewish, I am unable to think beyond the narrow prism of my religion. My religion matters to me, but there is nothing in the Torah that gives me any insight into Ron Paul. Many of his supporters are crackpots, and lunacy crosses all strata.
Anyway, this guy seems much less worse than most of the Paulbots, so throw some business his way. He might be lonely. The ice fishing business is not known for excitement.
Yo Eric- here is my question: How does it feel to be Israel's bitch ? Sincerely Pedro Moller”
Analysis: Israel’s (redacted)? Now if ever there was a reason to raise the voting age to 30, this would be it. This young man would not be so brave saying these remarks to IDF soldiers. A Galil up his (redacted) might do him some good.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY ARE YOU STILL WRITING !? NO ONE LIKES YOUUUUU OMGGG IT BOGGLES THE RATIONAL MIND , YOU HAVE ZERO CREDIBILITY , ZERO COMMON SENSE , AND 100 PERCENT UTTER HYPOCRITICAL NEOCONNED BULLSHIT ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING U HAVE EVER AND PROBLY WILL EVER SAY . RON PAUL IS THE LAST CHANCE THIS NATION HAS DESPiTE WUT FAILED ZIONIST LOSERS LIKE YOURSELF MAY THINK . RON PAUL HAS WON, YOU ., AS A.LWAYS , HAVE LOST”
Analysis: I know I have published this guy before but his insane rantings are just hilarious. Plus his use of all capital letters goes over well with my older readers from a visual standpoint. It would be fun to listen to him rant and rave if he had a similar voice like boxing promoter Don King. This man is amusingly incomprehensible.
Must suck giving Romney head every night there eh Eric? God you are so fail.”
Analysis: I am “so fail”? Do kids even use real sentences anymore. Part of me thinks that maybe this really is Barack Obama trying to sound cool. Then again, if it was him, he would have said something like ‘Wu-Tang Represent!,’ whatever that means. Mr. Obama is accusing me of a sexual relationship with Mitt Romney. Either that or somebody is pretending to be the President. Maybe some storm troopers with battering rams can trace the IP and let me know.
Fuck You; Burn to death in a ditch you scumbag”
Analysis: I always thought Jesus was friendlier than this. Then again, Ron Paul supporters think that Ron Paul is Jesus. So if Ron Paul does not love me, I will survive. As for burning in a ditch, this fellow seems confused. Ron Paul was burned to death, but it was at the cross, not in a ditch. It figures it would take a Jewish guy like me to explain the Ron Paul sect of the Christian faith. It is like the David Koresh wing, but less emotionally stable.
Here is my question: Are you a complete idiot or just an cheap establishment hooker?”
Analysis: No man named “Horst” should talk about hookers. His first name when said properly means “hookers.” I have one question for Horst Schlimmer, since Ron Paul supporters love to bring up Nazis and Hitler. Horst, where were your parents? Or was it your Facebook page that told of the love triangle between you, the Fuhrer, and Eva Braun before everything went bad at Treblinka and Sobibor?
His name is actually a German command. His accent when pronounced right shows his real name to be an acronym giving instructions. It says “Whores Slimmer!” He is demanding that his frauleins (frown lines?) lose weight. So not only is he a German Ron Paul supporter (double-shudder, watch out when they come for the Neocons), but apparently he is bigoted against overweight hookers with crinkly facial skin.
You're a cockbag, Golub.”
Analysis: Usually the word bag is combined with a feminine hygiene product so this is a new one. Apparently Mr. Farish thinks I am a condom. That would mean I am 96% effective. This fellow thinks I am an A+ Who am I to argue with such a thoughtful young man. My only regret is that remaining 4% ineffectiveness leads to mistakes like Mr. Farish.
Say it with me everybody. These are leftists and Paulbots. This is how they behave.
Now schnell, schnell! They have to run and get to their keyboards to type out more praise for the Fuhrer, Ron Paul, and Jesus, known in Paulistan as the triplets.