Scheduling Conflict Tuesday
Today is Scheduling Conflict Tuesday.
Today are also the GOP primaries in West Virginia, North Carolina, and Indiana, but from a presidential standpoint the race is over. The real story will be the Indiana Senate Race. 30 year Senator Dick Lugar, who won with 80% of the vote 6 years ago, may go down to defeat to Richard Mourdock.
There are other stories.
On the foreign policy front, America surrendered against Syria. Jay Carney admitted that what “the world” is doing is not working. He neglected to mention who the leader of the free world is. Barack Obama loves him some credit, but is not so much into the blame-taking thing.
For those who missed the French election results, they committed national suicide a couple of days ago. The death watch continues. Vive la suicide!
In angry black woman news, Jehmu Greene called Tucker Carlson and his friends “bow-tie wearing white boys.” Sorry, Shamu. Angry, bigoted, black female rage is so 2009. Stop stealing Michelle Obama’s routine.
In angry, upper middle-class feminist news, Massachusetts leftist Elizabeth Warren claims to be 1/32 Cherokee. Based on her delicate femininity, she may only be 50% female. I on the other hand am one/billionth female since Eve came from Adam. Therefore, I demand affirmative action, reparations, and any other perk that comes with gaming the system.
If I am 100% all macho man, I could never be allowed to look at Ms. Warren and say, “b*tch, shut up.” Yet if I am even one-billionth female, then I can. I love diversity and multiculturalism.
Comments like that are why I receive so much hate mail. Naturally that will be published in the coming days. Leftists, radical feminists, Paulbots, and now Francophiles are flooding my inbox.
Ok, enough fun. There is so much more to say, but starting tomorrow I leave for a month.
My itinerary is below for those who wish to carry out any Fatwas.
May 9–Fly from Los Angeles to Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
May 11-13–Wisconsin GOP Convention in Green Bay.
May 16–Fly from Milwaukee to Orlando.
May 17–Brevard Republican Men.
May 18-19–Caloosa Republican Women Annual Weekend.
May 21–Fly from South Florida to North Carolina.
May 22–East Lincoln Republican Women in Charlotte.
May 24–Pitt County GOP Helms Dinner.
May 28–Wayne County Republican Club.
June 1-3–North Carolina GOP Convention in Greensboro.
June 4–Triangle Conservatives Unite in Raleigh.
June 5–Fly from North Carolina to Dallas, Texas. Speak that night to the Irving Republican Club.
June 7-9–Texas GOP Convention in Fort Worth.
Sometime between June 10-14–Fly home to Los Angeles for a few days. Take time to breathe.
This concludes Scheduling Conflict Tuesday.