My April Hate Mail

Last night I flew from Los Angeles to New York on the redeye. This afternoon has me driving to Connecticut. So time is short, but there is always time for me to publish my hate mail. Between liberals, Paulbots, and Palesimians, hate mail abounds. Parental advisory: Explicit lyrics. So let’s dive into my April Hate Mail.

“ralph j begley
[email protected]

Do you really believe the shit you write? Get a real job, Dude. And change the hip-looking photo of yourself. A toothbrush mustache like the infamous German would suit you better.
Your solution: roundup all the poor, sick, homeless, and seniors and gass them. Only those of financial means should be allowed to live. Haiti, fuck-em. Africa, fuck-em. I need an oil well in my back yard. Homorne infused animals on my plate. Sewage-laced water in my coffee. Yum!
Please, send me a biting, scathing, critical response, so I can savor your moronic, Glenn-Beck-like bullshit. Be proud of your insipid, foul-tasting opinion.
Sincerely,
Someone who thinks you're a moron.”

Analysis: Paulbots insist their movement is not laced with anti-Semitic bigots. Invoking Adolf Hitler somehow convinces me otherwise.


“chris taylor
[email protected]

The arrogance is yours, Mr. Golub.”

Analysis: I’m not arrogant Mr. Taylor. I’m just better than you. The bar is set low for that.

“Kenneth Hennig
[email protected]

You seem like you belong on Stormfront.”

Analysis: Your comments made sense to you when you wrote them Kenneth. One man does not always make a majority, unless it is Paulworld.

“budda
[email protected]

You can not write…..your "Satan" article is absurd. Get a hair cut.”

Analysis: Based on your fake email address, you admire Kim Jong Il. The Pron Paul movement is modeled after him, where liberty and tolerance are only for those who adhere to strict obedience of their demigod Paul. This obedience requires being a gutless coward who uses a fake screen name to attack a stranger in the name of keeping the movement at the fringe level.

“rrrrr
[email protected]

are you just born ugly”


Analysis: The man forgot to ask if my mother dresses me funny. This is what passes for adulthood in the Ron Paul movement.

“Virgil Edwards
[email protected]

It appears that you simply do not know what the hell you are talking about when speaking about the Ron Paul Revolution..  You simply do not appear to understand that Ron Paul's strategy is all about collecting delegates.  There is more than enough evidence going around to justify voter fraud in most of the states that held caucuses so far.  Everything from dead people voting to the GOP Establishment keeping Ron Paul supporters from serving as Delegates.. There is also ample evidence of media bias and fraud against Ron Paul.  Your article about Ron Paul supporters is nothing more than pure ignorance and a perverted view of what is actually happening.  I personally hope that you hang yourself with this article and get enough negative response for the Washington Times to ban you from contributing.”

Analysis: This is a college student based on the email address. He probably learned from his liberal poli-sci professors that civilized discourse involves hoping people die and censorship of any ideas he disagrees with. This is what the Ron Paul movement calls liberty and tolerance, and is another reason why schools should be converted into prisons since the criminals are already there.


“Joey
[email protected]

Why do you have your  mouth open in your profile picture? You look like a retard.”



Analysis: My mouth is agape because I am shocked you would ask such stupid questions. You are a gutless coward hiding behind a keyboard. Try contributing something positive to society and making a name for yourself. Too late.

“Ron Paul 2012
[email protected]

Your article is full of fallacies. Even as an undergraduate college student I can sift through most of the crap you write. There is obviously a difference between persuasive journalism and logical arguments. While some people fall for crappy writing and false rhetoric, there are plenty of others that do not. Do yourself a favor and if you want anyone intelligent to take your "arguments" seriously, learn how to formulate a logical argument first.”

Analysis: At least this miscreant admits they are a college student. The person tells me they hate my article but does not provide a simple example. If this fellow ever did take me seriously it would be time to quit. Ro Paul supporters are a good reason why the voting age should be raised to 30.

Say it with me now everybody. These are liberals and Ron Paul supporters. This is how they behave.

eric

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