Comments on: YES WE CAN make fun of Obama

By: Joshua Godinez

Joshua Godinez — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:12:52 +0000

If you really dashed out all those jokes in 15 minutes then I have to hate you. I was writing for newsbusters and I would agonize over jokes for hours and they were mediocre at best. Good luck. If you’re worried about the audience reaction, just bring a can of Raid. It kills crickets.

By: alfinoz

alfinoz — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:09:55 +0000

Heres a couple Eric.

History was made in America this week as Barack Obama became the first black man to enter the white house without a mop.

Breaking news from the White House…Bush has had his wallet stolen already!!

“Al-Qaeda must be kicking themselves. All this time they’ve been using bombs and it turns out all they had to do to cripple the West was take out a load of mortgages!”

By: Pandora

Pandora — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:36:01 +0000

I laughed, Eric! That’s something positive . . . your routine should be a real treat. One of these days, look up my blog “Mad Blogs and Englishmen.” I just started it, but we seem to share a similar sense of humor.

By: Jersey McJones

Jersey McJones — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:18:23 +0000

Good stuff. You should include Micky’s too. That was a good one.

Let’s see if I can think of a few…

People worry that the new administration won’t be watching out for Israel. I wouldn’t worry. Heck, with Rahm Emanuel in there, Israel will be watching out for us!

Wanna talk about change? How’s this: France elects a conservative president and we elect a liberal. It’s like Bizzarro world! What’s next? Iran elects Pat Robertson while Israel elects Ahmadinejad?

Some black people say Obama is not a black guy while some white people say Obama is not a white guy. Really, he’s both. He’s half and half. So, if you’re joking about Obama and you’re worried about sensitivity among black people, just joke about the white half. That should be okay.

Some people worry that Michelle Obama will be playing to large a roll as First Lady. At 5-foot-11, I’d be worried that she’d be playing too tall a roll! She’s the tallest First Lady since Eleanor Roosevelt, who was the same height - what does that tell ya’? At least she’s the tallest straight First Lady…

Thank God we finally have a president who can play basketball. No more getting stomped by those 7-foot eastern-European freaks at the UN pick-up league.

For those people who think Obama might be a “closet Muslim,” think about this: He’s monogomous and only been married once, he dumped his church because it was too political, he refused to salute the flag or wear the pin, his wife wears long dresses, he quit smoking and doesn’t drink, he’s knocked on doors all over the country - I think he may be a “closet Jehovah’s Witness!”

Well, we’ve finally elected an African American president. We almost elected a woman. There goes racism and sexism. Now we need a new “ism” to keep us occupied. I say we go with “speciesism.” Damn squirrels…

JMJ

By: Micky 2

Micky 2 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:18:36 +0000

He was serious when he said there was 57 states.
He included each Hawaiian island.