THE TYGRRRR EXPRESS

The second night of the demagoguic party convention was dedicated to the 4H club, with Hillary Clinton, the hags and harpies who support her cheering and bra-burning (lord I hope not…30 years ago maybe), and the hatred of republicans being on full display.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/08/26/dnc-night-2-open-thread/

This woman has so much rage that she makes Michelle Obama seem delightful. Watching her lips pursed together in rage frightened me. I pictured her doing to Americans what Jesse Jackson threatened to do to Barack Obama, and Hillary dreams of doing to Bill.

Jack Cafferty, a liberal, had a stinging indictment of the Clintons.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/25/cafferty.clintons/index.html

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080827/pl_afp/usvoterrepublicansconvention_080827145801

Dennis Kucinich came out to the song”Roller Coaster.” I cannot even dislike this guy because I am too busy laughing. He might be from Earth, but I cannot confirm that.

“We get the color orange while the oil companies and the speculators get the color green.”

I am not positive, but the orange and the green rhetoric could mean that he desires the Peace in Northern Ireland to be replaced with war again.

He kept yelling, “Wake up America!” I felt like saying, “I’m up, I’m up, be quiet already.”

His exit was too the theme song from “Mystery Men.” How appropriate.

Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle is a non-descript bald white guy. That is what boring Midwestern Governors look like. He did sound more effeminate than most men, but then again the party of Barack Obama and John Edwards is what it is. Hillary could take them all in a fight. I am aware this is not commentary on his speech, but does anybody really care what some non-descript bald white guy from Wisconsin has to say?

One woman in the audience was caught on camera pleading with people around her to stand up and applaud.

While men were allowed to speak on this night, this evening was dedicated to women. Not just any women, mind you. Only angry women needed apply. I thought I saw the middle linebacker from the Baltimore Ravens come on stage next, but it was actually Maryland Senator Barbara Mikulski, who might be meaner.

The hag and harpie show continued with California Senator Barbara Boxer. Unlike Senator Mikulski, who has always been a tad homely, Senator Boxer has only recently began fading.

This may seem disrespectful, but what is more disrespectful, me cracking some jokes, or Barack Obama putting these women on when nobody would hear them?

Louisiana Senatoe Mary Landrieu alluded to President Bush being to blame for Katrina. Silly me. I thought the two most useless politicians on Earth, Mayor Ray “Chocolate City” Nagin and Kathleen “I’m so overwhelmed” Blanco were responsible. If She only earns 77% of what Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour makes, it is too much. This is not sexism. It is merit pay, and in her case, lack of it.

I have to admit that I did not know that Washington State Senator Maria Cantwell was such a hot piece of liberal (redacted). The next time I revise my “Top 120 political yummy bouncies,” I might include her. If she develops laryngitis that is. She is still a liberal after all. If I was single, I would give her the ketchup bottle treatment.

Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell is fascinating to me. For some reason, I always thought he was Irish, even though he is Jewish. He just fit i so well with Chris Matthews, and is often described as campaigning like “an old Irish pol.” This is said in a complimentary manner.

He then blamed President Bush and Vice President Cheney for not seizing oil company profits in the manner of Vladimir Putin.

Although former Governor Mark Warner of Virginia gave the keynote speech, it should have been labeled the “warm up act.” Any night featuring a Clinton reduces the rest to also rans, which is exactly what the Clintons desire.

He called the 2008 race “The most important contest of our generation.” Every 4 years people say that, but the statement was benign enough.

He mentioned getting past “yesterdays divisions.” That was ironic given that Hillary Clinton was speaking after him.

The red meat of his speech was that President Bush did not reach out to people. This would be true if it were not a complete lie. The left hated his guts, and had no interest in ever accepting his hand of sincere friendship.

Nevertheless, the reason why he is an effective speaker is because he does not come across as rabidly anti-business. When he talks about health care, he mentions bringing down costs and competing in a global economy. He talks about getting off of foreign oil without threatening to seize the profits of American oil companies. He is pro-business because he is a business man.

Because he is normal by the standards of the democratic party, he received smatterings of applause, but not the thunderous ovations of the speakers offering hatred of any non-liberals.

“If an idea works, it does not matter if it has a ‘d’ or an ‘r’ next to it.” The crowd stayed silent.

“We are all in this together. That is what this party believes.”

No it does not.

Nevertheless, Mark Warner is a very effective speaker. I am glad he is not the VP nominee, becaue he is formidable.

Nevertheless, his uplifting speech was followed by the darkness, that being Hillary Clinton.

Hilldawg started out saying all the right things. Unity, togetherness, and teamwork were mentioned.

She wants to help parents balance work and family. She could start by leaving them alone.

She wants to fight for women’s rights around the world. She might wish to thank President George W. Bush for freeing women in Afghanistan and Iraq while she was busy ducking mythical sniper fire in Bosnia.

Then she went into attack mode.

“No way, no how, no McCain.”

Hillary then offered the stump speech of the people she met, including a bald woman who had
“Hillary” shaved in her head. Had Hillary ever followed football, she would see that people do that all the time. Just ask New York Jets fans.

She referenced the “Sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits.”

Hillary altered from talking about herself, to those that inspired her, to virtually everybody except Barack Obama. She offered a ringing endorsement of Obama for the first couple minutes, but then seemed to forget him.

Hillary is simply always on the attack. She does not offer support. She does not build. She destroys and tears down. Therefore, her lacerating of President Bush was her way of helping Obama. It allowed her to help him without saying anything positive.

She claimed that the “Supreme Court is in a right wing head lock.” I hope Justice Scalia takes her in the hallway and gives her a noogie. For an oppressed woman, she sure knows how to make other suffer.

She then went into anger mode, talking about “green collar jobs.” Perhaps she thinks that the primaries are still continuing. She offered red meat to the crowd, but did not speak to Middle America.

At this point she was beyond rage. She managed to mention Obama again during her screed.

Unlike Obama, Hillary is known for occasionally offering substance. This speech had none.

“America cannot compete in the global economy by padding the pockets of energy speculators…”

“Windfall profits taxes…”

“We the people, not we the favored few…”

Somewhere in the Kremlin, the Russian leaders were celebrating their belated victory in the Cold War.

She then took credit for the 1990s, which had nothing to do with either Clinton. It was evil Corporate America that ran things, thanks to the tech boom.

She praised Obama’s universal health plan that she attacked during the primaries as insufficient.

She offered seconds of faint praise to Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and Jill Biden.

She then called John McCain her colleague and friend before getting unfriendly, not based on anything even having anything to do with McCain.

Hillary may not win the War on Terror, but she is good at waging war on American opponents. She is good at class warfare. Now if only she was good at silence. She continued her Socialism 101 class.

She cited the 47 million without health care, neglecting that most of them are illegal aliens or people that forego care by choice.

She failed to understand that the more the crowd adored her, the more those outside the hall recoiled.

She had the temerity to state that John McCain is ok with women not earning equal pay for equal work. She then went into the history of the 19th Amendment to the Constitution.

She then babbled about Harriet Tubman.

I was waiting for Gloria Gaynor to belt out “I will survive.”

“Nothing less than the fate of our nation and our future hangs in the balance.”

Hillary, I survived you and your husband.

She then lectured us about sacrifices, as if a spoiled brat from the Age of Aquarius knew what that was.

“That is our mission democrats.”

It is not that Hillary is a vicious human being. It is that she is too vicious to get anything done. The reason Barack Obama defeated her is because he is likable and she is not. Bill Clinton won his races by bring likable.

If I was a partisan democrat inside the convention hall, I would have loved the speech. As a human being who genuinely wants people to work together, bombthrowers like her poison the well.

Regardless of who wins the next election, at least Hillary Clinton will not be President.

People with decency in their hearts should be thankful.

Now that her anger management session is over, she can go back to quietly supporting John McCain.

Hillary has no class. Therefore, allow me to sink to her level.

Shrillary…shut up and iron my shirts.

This shrew will never be tamed. Good riddance.

eric

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