Jersey.
Ya just cant let em get too much of a head start.
Kinda like terrorists I guess.

Unruly children ?

Oh man, I crack myself up.

I kept playing full contact padless football with college kids til I was in my Mid-Twenties - that’s when the neck finally gave out. Ever get a freezer up the neck? You know how it lasts abouyt five minutes or so and then gradually fades into an ache and then goes away? Try having a freezer last an entire couple of days! Between my neck fractures, busted left hand, multiple hernias (going on number six and seven now), and a liver, lungs and stomache that make the Axis of Evil look like Three Blind Mice, my playing days are long behind me.

A couple of teenage neighbor kids asked me to join a pick-up BBall game the other day. I had to decline. I’m tired of embarrassing myself. God, I hate getting old.

JMJ

As far as the touching, I certainly understand your need to comparison shop. Your claims that I have the loveliest yummy bouncies (or I did as of Saturday) are rather meaningless when you have a sample size of one.

And let’s be honest… the football thing this year is mostly your hope that your athletic, significantly younger girlfriend won’t completely immasculate you when she drags your tired behind onto the tennis court. There is no sport in whomping in an old man on his home turf.

JMJ