The end of the failed Obama experiment
May 24th, 2013The collapsing Obama presidency
The whispers are building to a roar. Even the worshipers are nervously thinking it.
The Obama presidency is collapsing.
eric
The Oscar Meyer Congressman and the Big Ears White House
May 24th, 2013Is Anthony Weiner the new Barack Obama?
Former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is now running to be Mayor of New York City. Weiner needs a job perfectly suited for his talents. He should run for President of the United States. If Barack Obama can do it, anybody can.
eric
Trey Gowdy demands the truth
May 24th, 2013Congressman Trey Gowdy checkmates Lois Lerner
President Obama has finally met its match. After years of deflecting and blaming others for numerous scandals, he finds himself up against one man with superior skills.
South Carolina Congressman Trey Gowdy speaks with a slow Southern drawl. While coastal snobs may consider him a “hick” or a “hilbilly,” Gowdy is all brains. He was at his prosecutorial finest when IRS employee Lois Lerner tried to stonewall the Oversight Committee.
eric
Again, Big Ears must not be impeached
May 24th, 2013Impeaching President Obama is a waste of time
Several days ago some fringe “conservatives” mentioned impeaching President Obama.
For reasons not requiring restatement, impeachment must be off the table.
eric
Jon Stewart’s creator attacks Oklahoma tornado victims
May 21st, 2013Jon Stewart’s creator attacks Oklahoma tornado victims
The Oklahoma City suburb of Moore, Oklahoma felt the cruelest wrath of nature just before 3PM CST on Monday. The tornado that touched down stayed on the ground for almost 45 minutes. There was no mercy, only devastation.
As always, the best thing Americans can do in this situation is send money, pray, and donate time or blood if possible. The Red Cross and others will get the job done with enough help from others.
Yet as usual, this tragedy is being compounded by those who simply cannot leave well enough alone.
eric
The 2013 Virginia GOP Convention: Epilogue
May 21st, 2013The 2013 Virginia GOP Convention was not as lengthy as the original Constitutional Convention over two hundred years ago. It just seemed like it.
After a fun Friday night dinner and after-parties in the holiday suites, it was time for the delegates to get to work on Saturday. The doors opened at eight o’clock in the morning, and the convention lasted until after ten that night.
At this convention, it was all about the race to be the next Lieutenant Governor.
eric
RPV 2013
May 19th, 2013RPV Convention 2013
While most of the country has gone to sleep politically, Virginia is red hot. One of only two states to have a 2013 gubernatorial election, Virginia is ground zero for political junkies.
The Virginia Republican Party (RPV) held their 2013 convention at the Greater Richmond Convention Center.
eric
The real Obama scandal about Kamala Harris
May 19th, 2013What President Obama was really thinking about Kamala Harris
Compared to the other White House scandals, the non-scandal over Kamala Harris was nothing. It is old news, but good for a fun, quiet Sunday. This link contains the sanitized version.
Now for the raw uncensored version of what President Obama was really thinking about Kamala Harris when he complimented her. Parental advisory. Explicit lyrics.
A kerfuffle ensued after President Obama complimented California Attorney General Kamala Harris for her beauty. The normally robotic Obama showed human emotion, and was forced to apologize for it to prevent his wife Michele from “going Brenda Ritchie on him.”
(Lionel Ritchie was not “Dancing on the Ceiling” when he was caught, but by the time his wife was done he was stuck to it.)
As expected, feminists who say nothing when women are beaten in the Middle East exploded in selective outrage. As of this writing, none of the complainers have ever been complimented on anything.
Nevertheless, what President Obama said is is far less important than what he did not say. It is the unspoken words that have clairvoyants everywhere concerned. The neanderthals and the feminists may not agree on propriety, but they both know the thoughts existed.
You see, when some men look at powerful women like Michele Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Oprah Winfrey, they think “These women are too uppity. They need to be knocked down a peg. They are too big for their britches.”
Other men look at these women and think “Look at how far society has progressed. America is truly the land of opportunity. We have made so many great strides.”
Yet a third group of men, which consists of the other 99%, look at these women and think what Obama secretly thinks about Kamala Harris.
“Wow. Baby got back.”
That’s right. Men often view women as sex objects, and powerful men are turned on by powerful women. Holy Sir Mix-A-Lot. Stop the presses. Water is wet, the sun rises in the East, and power is an aphrodisiac.
Obama is the most powerful man in the world. He looks at Harris and thinks “Man, I would love to paddle her.” Then he remembers Michele would rip him limb from limb. President Obama deserves credit for very few things, but give the presidential Elvis Presley hound doggie who cries all the time some credit. Whether it be genuine devotion or fear, he is disciplined enough to not act on his thoughts. The guy barely even shared them. His remarks were remarkably restrained.
This is why lambasting Obama on this issue makes no sense. By most standards, with regards to these matters, he is a gentleman. Feminists are angry not at his actions or words, but his thoughts. In the world of Radical feminism, all men are Clinton dogs, whether regular like Bill or atomic like George.
Feminists will complain that women do not view men as sex objects. Well maybe from time to time they should. Has it ever occurred to women that men have zero interest in women constantly praising their intelligence? Do any women realize how much they could extract from men by simply complimenting their shirts or neckties? Guys do not spend time selecting “power ties” for women to be oblivious.
The only reason many men want power is so that women who would normally ignore them will pay attention. Bill Clinton admitted how great it was transitoning from being “the fat guy” to the Governor of Arkansas.
Barack Obama is the biggest of the atomic dogs. Yet despite being a controlled puppy most of the time, he briefly showed that deep down he would love to be Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, or any other members of the Dogg Pound.
Obama is so tightly wound and scripted. He never gets to let loose, smoke a cigarette, or even eat a hamburger. He gets mercilessly (and justifiably) pounded for being an effeminate beta male. The one time he acts normal, he gets attacked for it.
So what if he wants to secretly treat Kamala Harris like a character in Howard Stern’s “Butt Bongo Fiesta?” As long as he keeps those obvious thoughts to himself, feminists should not pillory him for coming nowhere near the line of bad taste.
If he noticed Harris only for her beauty, that would be troublesome. Yet he noticed her for her brains and beauty. That should mitigate any complaint, unless the feminists believe that he could care less about her brains. Maybe in their world, “brains” is code for “breasts.” If that is the case, men cannot win. That is exactly how the politically correct feminists want it, but this war on men has to stop now.
Any real woman forced to choose between the extremes of a neanderthal and a metrosexual would choose the neanderthal every time. Most men fall far from the extremes.
Leave us alone. Stop nagging us over nonsense. We find you hot and want to play volleyball with your body parts. Get over it. Regulate actions and even some speech, but leave our thoughts to ourselves. Let us dream. It’s all we have left.
President Obama may never be a guy’s guy, but he already has a wife, a mother-in-law, and two daughters to emasculate him. He does not need other women piling on him for lusting after a smart, strong, hot, powerful goddess and wanting to drive her like Prince’s “Little Red Corvette.”
The next time any woman asks a man, “What are you thinking?,” we will just give you a cross look. You should know, be flattered, and let it go.
That is what we think about, and nagging cannot trump biology, whether it be that of a feminized Obama or an atomic dog alpha male Tarzan.
eric
Obama and Erdogan: Another useless press conference
May 18th, 2013Obama, Erdogan, and a Turkey of a press conference
A turkey of a leader hosted the leader of Turkey. Recep was invited for a reception. President Obama and his Turkish counterpart Recep Erdogan held a joint press conference in the rain to compliment each other on their mutually failed leadership tenures. Both of these men took over functioning democracies and moved them backward.
eric
The Obama corruption handbook
May 18th, 2013The Obama scandals user handbook
So many scandals are engulfing the Obama administration that it can be difficult to follow. The White House released documents on one scandal right before going on television to discuss another one. It became necessary to compile a user handbook listing the scandals with what is known and unknown.
eric